[ The video is taken somewhere out on the rooftops, with the sound of distant monsters in the background. There's a man with a black bandanna tied over the upper half of his face-- the rest of his outfit is all in black, making him half-blend into the wall he's crouched beside. He's currently idly twirling a black hat between his fingers, and he ( Read more... )

[ The police officer's voice, which hasn't been heard on the network in a while, is impossibly dry, throaty and low with an out-of-character lassitude ]

It is remarkable what household implements people are capable of converting into deadly weapons, given sufficient motivation.

[ In other words, guess who had to go break up a blossom-fueled ( Read more... )

[ When the feed comes on, it's out of focus. After a moment, the camera adjusts itself, and Yonah appears on screen, smiling and clutching what appears to be some kind of stuffed toy-- recognizable, to some, as Fratley's Moogle-shaped NV. There's a police hat on her head, though it's evidently far too big for her, since it keeps slipping down over ( Read more... )

[ Fratley, in a change from the usual, doesn't seem to be pleased to be making this post. Protip: that's because he isn't. He isn't terribly optimistic about the response this is going to garner from the network, given recent opinions aired on it. but there really isn't anything to do but try. Still, as he starts speaking, his voice is unusually ( Read more... )

[ Feathers aren't the only thing people are shedding around here. When Fratley appears on the screen, he appears a touch vexed, with good reason. After all, his fur is starting to go patchy and ragged as he loses the thicker guard hairs for a coat more appropriate for summer... And falling everywhere he goes in the process. ]

This is most ( Read more... )

[ At first, there's nothing but darkness-- a few pinpoints of light mark streetlamps, but that's all. There's an odd, corroded-seeming quality to the feed before someone wipes the dirt off the lens ( Read more... )

( [accidentally recorded at the precinct:] )

[ Oh, look, here's someone who hasn't posted for a while. Fratley's at the precinct, though he's currently sitting in front of a rather unappealing pile of paperwork rather than being on duty like he usually is. Those more familiar with his giant-talking-rat-ness might be a little surprised to see him looking very much human today, though (from ( Read more... )

[ There's a creak of springs, and a thud as something bumps into-- a desk?

There's a breathless, uneven quality to the knight's voice, and his enunciation is slightly slurred. ]]

[Fail!Private to Re-l Mayer]
Lady Re-l, I do not--

[ He falters. ]

I do not think I shall be coming in to the precinct today.

[ The transmission ends, rather as ( Read more... )

( [cut for image; not an IC cut.] )